Today is the time to spend the day with your family and friends and be thankful to have them in your life.
And in these special times, having some funny Thanksgiving jokes in mind will help in making your Thanksgiving gatherings a bit more social.
So here are some funny Thanksgiving jokes we've seen on the internet so far. We've collected these from various sources online. Happy Thanksgiving!
Q: Why do turkeys always gobble?
A: They haven’t been taught good table manners!
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off.
Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I’m stuffed!
Q: Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such FOWL language
Q: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
A: If your papa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks
Q: Who isn’t hungry on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey, because he’s already stuffed!
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