Funny Thanksgiving Jokes

Today is the time to spend the day with your family and friends and be thankful to have them in your life.
And in these special times, having some funny Thanksgiving jokes in mind will help in making your Thanksgiving gatherings a bit more social.

So here are some funny Thanksgiving jokes we've seen on the internet so far. We've collected these from various sources online. Happy Thanksgiving!

Q: Why do turkeys always gobble?
A: They haven’t been taught good table manners!

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off.

Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I’m stuffed!

Q: Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such FOWL language

Q: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
A: If your papa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks

Q: Who isn’t hungry on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey, because he’s already stuffed!

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This should settle any question you have about the \'No Recruiting Required\' from the owner/admin, Will.

Everyone should jump on this as all the \'Top Recruiters\' are coming in. We will keep referring as many people as possible. Jump in and know this is one of the best I\'ve ever seen. Period.



http://www.noriskmonthly.com/?user=residualprofits

from NoRiskMonthly.com admin@noriskmonthly.com

to Lhnsystems@gmail.com

date Sat, Nov 6, 2010 at 11:37 AM

Excerpt:

I have been watching the ads coming in. Most of you are stating that I pay out 85%? 90%? 95%? How about the program pays back actually over 100% !! I\'m not in this so much to make myself money, but to help all of you earn extra cash each month. I want to gain your trust in me as admin, and to trust in a monthly program.



Cost is $25 per month

Level payouts = $22.50

Plus ref bonus = $1.00

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Total = $23.50

Alertpay fees per payment = $2.25

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Total = $25.75

**I have my top position that everyone is coming in under reserved to help cover the other $0.75 cents of the Alertpay fees each month.



So every single penny is going back into paying the members plus some of the admin position to help eat some of the fees! Again, this program is for everyone that has ever wanted to earn monthly online! I want to help you trust in one finally.



Questions being asked frequently: I have a down line, but I don\'t know who they are?



Remember, this is a 2x10 Once your up line has their levels full, the rest they refer will spill over under someone else! Only 2 wide means MUCH SPILLOVER to help everyone! ... End of Excerpt

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http://www.mlmrockstarstatus.blogspot.com
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Email Marketing 101 – Free Products

Email Marketing lesson that you are about to read is going to touch on email strategy and how you can give away free products which can still result in big profits down the road.

Don’t think you have to sell something to make money,
that’s not the case. What you want to do is start a
relationship with people who visit your website.
If you start a relationship with people, and they come to
trust you and the products you send through your mailing
system, there is no end to the amount of money you can make.

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Start A Trusting Relationship From The Get Go
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I am probably on 40 or 50 mailing lists myself. Now I don’t
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might be interested in, so I always make sure to take a
look.

In fact, there are one or two lists where I cannot wait to
see what they are informing me about, because it is always
that good.

Like we said in the first lesson, people don’t usually buy
from you on their first visit to your site. But if you give
something away for free in exchange for their contact
information, then you are on your way to building your very
own personal mailing list.

For example, did you purchase our services right away? Or
did you receive this Email Marketing 101 course and then
come back and make a purchase at a later date.
This is called an ethical bribe. It’s ethical because it
works out great for both parties involved. I know you are
at this site because you are interested in advertising by
email.

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Everyone Involved Comes Out A Winner
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I then send you this course over the seven day period and
hope you find it useful. If you did find it useful, I then
trust you will read other emails we send you. It’s a
win-win situation for everyone.

So in a nut shell, find something useful and give it away
for free in exchange for the recipients email. However,
once that person does give you their email, always make
sure you market products that work and you stand behind
them a 100% whether they are your products or not.

Once you start advertising products which are no good you
will quickly lose credibility within your list and all that
goodwill you have built up will be gone.


We hope you found this course useful and certainly, this is
not the end. We will have more marketing tips for you in
the future.

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Thanks for reading,
DeMarcus Davenport "The MLM RockStar"
http://www.mlmrockstarstatus.com
http://www.mlmrockstarstatus.blogspot.com

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